"Virtual" Groucho Party 2005

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
 
It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
 
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
 
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
 
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
 
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